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150 WINDOW PANES SHATTER DURING RECENT SNOW STORM

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On the basis of incomplete returns, Dunster House seems well on the way towards a new all-time record for broken windows with 12 panes shattered by snowballs within the last week. Lowell is second with six fractured transparencies. Eliot occupies the cellar position as usual with a clean slate.

A total of 150 panes of glass have passed the great divide since the recent snowfall, collapsing before the unerring aim of student snow-heavers. Gore Hall has been the hardest-hit. Its windows have been perforated 20 times, and its gaping panes have stirred the maintenance department into frenzied attempts to apprehend the vandals responsible for the carnage.

Rogers B. Johnson, maintenance superintendent, ascribed the high mortality rate to the fact that "the snow was good packing the minute it fell."

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