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23 TO 2

Crimson Victorious in Epic Combat With Dartmouth Journalists

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In spite of unfair tactics on the part of the Daily Dartmouth's paid minions, the CRIMSON touch football team eked out a well-earned victory yesterday afternoon, scoring 49 times in the closing seconds of play to win, 23 to 2.

Barrel Body Stearns, speedy captain of the Plympton Street Penmen, engineered a smashing barrage that left the Little Green flat on its back. Butch Lyman distinguished himself at main passes.

All stories emanating from Hanover which publish a different score are to be disregarded as propaganda.

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