DRIPPING FUNSTER DUNKS DUNSTER, DEFIES DRAIN

Floodwaters crept over Dunster House last night as Malcolm McNair, Jr. '42 planted his feet on the drain of his shower and stood motionless for over sixty minutes.

Mounting waters poured out of the bathroom door, down the hall, and into adjoining rooms, soaking rugs and floating low furniture. Before McNair could be persuaded to lift his feet from the choked drain, three rooms had been inundated.

McNair was quoted by a disgusted friend as explaining "I did it for a laugh."