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"HIGHER THE SPREYER, OR NO STAHLMATE TOMORROW"--HUEY

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"Willoughby damned, but Harvard looks Pfister than ever to me while the Yale players look Talbot not so heavy," screamed Huey from his seat behind the goal line. "From the way our backs are Burnam up the field, we should Seymour scoring than we have have all year. It's o. Kaye by me if we go to Towne.

"Look at those Dern Elis Sprole all over the Bowl when our blockers take Potts shots at 'em. The way our tackle hits the Brooks, you'd think he could Reid, and our ends have been Harrison the Bulldog passer and knocking him Zilly on every play. The game shapes up as Mosely a one-sided affair to me, though it might be close. We'll either Knapp them at the tape or Ellis it'll be a slaughter.

"Pass the bottle, and we'll have a Turner two on it. Ummmm, this reminds me of the days when you and I were young, Magee. My guess is Harvard 21, Yale 7, unless we get Rewicked by the referee."

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