GORGEOUS GIRLS OFFER AID IN SOROKIN ADMISSION PLAN

Billy Rose, famous international showman, this Friday offered the services of six of the most beautiful girls from his Diamond Hersoshoe nightclub in New York to be used in putting into practice the new plan of admission to Harvard recently set forth by Pitirim A. Sorokin, Professor of Sociology.

Sorokin's idea was that applicants for admission to Harvard should be surrounded by beautiful, scantily clad females reclining on sofas, and, if they were able to resist the temptation, they would be granted admission. Mr. Rose, in telling of the girl's unselfish offer, said, "The girls are quite willing to sacrifice themselves for the worthy cause of science."