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TOO MANY PEANUTS MONKEY'S RUIN; DRINKS WHISKEY NOW

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Lowell House's latest female pet, Rummy, appeared near death yesterday when its owner, Porter Cole '41, fed her too many peanuts. An Indian monkey, Rummy, ate all the peanuts for their salt content.

In desperation Cole called Boston's Animal Rescue League, which recommended that the monkey be put on a diet of White Label Whiskey, onions, and chocolate.

Last night Rummy appeared to be resting well, having taking a definite liking to the whiskey. She usually feeds on bread, apples, and bananas form the Lowell House Dining Hall.

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