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Hu Fooey Flings 'em

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"Arice's around right end," lisped Hu Flung Hooey ocC, as his spirits got Dampier and Dampier.

"Oh, Krol under the bar and go into Heidon," grunted his sober friend, Wun Lung Gong. "The game isn't till tomorrow and I'll have to Carey you to it, anyhow. That's the waitress you ace."

"Ianer preity," the Sage of the Ago replied incoherently. "Every time I see her I get into a Marion mood. Wierman are the spice of life. Don't you feel the same desires?"

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"Before you pass out, take the Tino to make a prediction on the game," Wun Lung pleaded.

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