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'Surprise Program' Will Be Heard On Network Tonight

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Crimson Network officials waxed mysterious last night, as they spoke portentously of a "surprise program" to be heard over the station tonight from 9:30 to 10 o'clock.

When questioned further, they would only admit that the program involved distribution of free passes to the U.T. to listeners who were able to fulfill, certain requirements, having to do with voice-guessing.

"But there are just one or two other strings attached to getting those passes," Robert S. Kieve '43, hoary-headed Network President Emeritus hinted, rolling his eyes significantly. "I'll oven go so far as to say that, for the first time, wolves may be welcome at the Network door."

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