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As it must to all falfacious fol-derol, death came last night to the illtimed Time report of the elimination of "Harvard's mid-morning snacks of chocolate milk and toast," due to the employment problem.
In a letter sent to protesting students; curt, concise Timeditors explained the misstatement by quoting an Associated Press report of the move. The Lucesleuths felt the full fury of Cantabridgian scorn, complaining that their mail has swollen with exclamations of the unfortunate absence of any such luxury.
Always ready to see the brighter side of a grim situation, Time was thrilled to know that Harvard men read the publication so carefully. But as for the tone of the manifestations of reader interest, Time said "Zounds!"
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