Gold Coast Seniors Produce A Menu to End All Menus

Some departing Adams House Seniors replaced the regular dinner menus Friday with a mostly unprintable--yet printed--bill of fare with the title "DINNER, or The Colonel Says."

Passed by the office of Hayes (Col. Wentworth, House steward) last night were the following items: "Imprudent Corned Beef Hash (1 flashed it myself, says the Colonel)," "Pluto Water (if helps to pass the meal away, says the Colonel)."

Among the tastier bits on the extra order list were: "Puree Mongoloid, with Pigtails," "Completed creamed Mushroom Soup with Cretins, (Little idiots with large heads)," "Filet of Soles (I were them myself, says the Colonel)," and "Sordid Cold Cuts."