Haul Out the Fire Hose, The 'Poon's Done It Again

The annual Lampoon fire was held last night at 10:44 P.M. J. Robertson Ward, head of the House of Ibis, presided at the ceremony, held during the course of a conference purportedly called for the purpose of plotting the recapture of Leros, lost recently by the British. Just what the hell anyone wants with an island populated by queer women was not explained.

Local gendarmerie and fire-fighting forces joined in the exercises, cheered on by the livelier segment of the Adams House population. Tiffin a la Tondelayo was served and all guests departed at 11, assuring their hosts that they had had a simply delightful time.