Students to Take Hangovers To Class Tomorrow Morning

Two thousand Harvard students, old and new, will set a new precedent tomorrow as they dutifully go to classes. This is the first time in the history of the College that students have had to attend classes on New Year's Day, yet it is an indication of the nation's need to train men and train them fast.

It is as much a novelty to the professors to go to a class in which the number of sleeping students will be higher than usual as it is to the student. Yet the WCTU is over-joyed since they feel it will keep the boys off the streets.

Low liquor stocks show that Cantabridgians will spend a liquid New Year's Eve, yet there is still some possibility that once again some daring young Freshman will cut loose in the Yard and get the squirrels stinko on Scotch.