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Flotsam and Jetsam of Company B

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Echoes of the latest platoon elections (excluding those who dispensed with this particular method of selecting leaders):

Run smartly Keep squirmin'

With Hartley With Hermann

Our nose is red

Our cheeks are blue

When Spring comes to Harvard

We'd like to know, too.

'Tis said that Isler intends to publish his own right guide casualty list as of April 9.

This week's suggestion: post up-to-date list of all dormitory occupants near the particular phones over which they sometime got their calls from wives and reasonable facsimiles thereof.

Want to hear a fairly accurate reproduction of a cow walking in wet mud? Follow Don Jackson some night

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