POLICE, COVER BURGLAR ALARM, LOSE CAR KEYS

Rogers, Kent, clothiers, was the scene of a false burglar alarm last night as well as some petty larceny, "The rumbling of heavy trucks" or the vibrations from the Jester's revels set off the sensitive alarm pausing the immediate arrival of the "who-in-hell-do-you think-we-are" police and a crowd of about fifty shifty onlookers.

As the cope left their wagon purple and gold stripped black tied men took over the vehicle. When the law returned, the occupants left ... as well as the keys. The bull's only reply to the question of what happened to the keys was ask those thieves" as he pointed to the gangling Poonsters.