DOPE

Room inspections have begun and will continue. The standards are seemingly attainable and reasonable. A degree of orderliness is required. Since maid service is provided for the ordinary routine, officers will be mainly responsible only for the administrative details of keeping desks, dressers, and personal gear shipshape. Similarly with personal inspections. Laundry complications will be considered. In short, look human.

The single mens room situation is still nebuious in that the number of Business School rooms available is uncertain. Arrangements, however, will be made so that some rooms either in the Business School or College buildings will be available.

Freedom Guaranteed

Certain new privileges -- possibly guests, etc.--will be granted. Dennitely, however, single men will be given the same freedom as married men. Present rooms will be vacated before leave to permit the still undetermined new Midshipman group to move in. By that time, however, definite information will be forthcoming as to new location.

Tuesday evening's-surprise inspection was surprising. By way of clarification, officers are permitted to move to other rooms in the building during the course of their study until 2300.

Year-book plans are progressing, Editor Marek has established offices in Chase C-11 where editorial, business and photographic assistants will be pounded upon with delight. It is possible that film can be obtained for photographers, and pictures taken of past events will be cordially received. Plans are underway for a "Name the Book Contest."

Comments From Our Readers By Cable

Laverne and La Flange:

CAN YOU BE BOUGHT (STOP) AMERICAN MORALE REACHING NEW HIGH SINCE ADVENT OF YOUR COLUMN (STOP) FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND YOURS IF YOU QUIT (STOP) A.-HITLER

By Telegram

Messrs. Laverne and La Flange;

STOP

LITERARY SOCIETY OF OSHGOSH

By Letter

Dear Mr. La Flange and Dear Mr. Laverne:

Your literary efforts are absolutely the greatest since the book by J. Ludley Ludleigh III, entitled "My Life."   Sincerely,   */s/J. Ludley Ludleigh III

By Carrier Pigeon

Deer Mister Laverne and La Flange:

Youse guys is the nuts. Espetchilly I likes de swell way youse wrestles the Englitch langwitch. Your form and style is de best.

Writ by hand.   Al Botts