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By Earnest A. Hooton

(Upon reading of the appointment of three new assistant deans of Harvard College.)

Behind the Academic scenes

She's always breeding baby deans.

If I were Herod, I would slaughter

Those innocents of Alma Mater.

But since she has the love and respect of me,

I'll settle for a Hysterectomy.

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