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Night owls developing a hungry feeling in the pit of the stomach as the lamp oil runs low have been finding it difficult to plan their midnight snacks at local cafeterias in keeping with the regulations of the Truman food program.
Starveling students attempting to purchase a western sandwich at 11:45 o'clock last Thursday night at the Hayes-Bick were curtly informed by the hashslinger on duty that it was "eggless day." A plea from the collegians that they would actually consume the concoction yesterday morning was of no avail.
Sixteen minutes later, however, three cab drivers were munching catchupted scramblings in blissful ignorance of legislative dicta. The college men had left disconsolately sharing one unsugared doughnut.
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