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Boston belles will parade before the watery eyes of judges Vaughn Monroe, a prominent local entrepreneur, and a College representative, Harris or Venuti by name, in a fashion show at the Copley Plaza this noon.
Harris, or Venuti as the case may be, was caught last night reviewing his judicial opinion in the deserted confines of Memorial Hall. "You might compare my idea of a woman to the pitcher in our national pastime," he crooned to his unseen audience.
"She must be able to toss in enough fast ones to keep the better awake. She has to deliver a mean outside curve when it's called for, and she should allow enough passes to make the game interesting."
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