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Kirkland House residents had a new ditty to sing for their supper tonight, when the following anonymous lyric to "When I Was a Lad" from H.M.S. Pinafere appeared on the Deacon's dining hall bulletin board.
Solo:
"When I was a lad I served a term
As 'yes' man in the Comintern
I always voted at the Party's call
And never thought of thinking for myself at all
I thought so little they rewarded me
So now I am a member of the HYD.
At class hats I acquired such a grip
I was prompted into the partnership
The truth so little bothered me
Since I was taught from across the sea
And promises I made so free
That now I am a member of the HYD.
All:
Now peasants all, wherever you may be
If you want the moon and stars for free
Hold your noses and vote with me
And you'll get Soviet Democracy
With slav'ry by day and murder by night
All compliments of the HYD."
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