Bisexual Field Hockey Becomes Mill St. Rage

An ill-clad, ill-equipped, untrained eleven known as the Mill Street Field Hockey Association will click sticks with a highly favored Bradford Junior College varsity squad at 2:30 p.m. today on the Bradford green.

The boys from Mill Street will enter the fray after only two days' practice on the 'Cliffe quad under the aegis of an anonymous Radcliffe field hockey star. Pine Manor, Wheaton, Sargent, and Mt. Holyoke have all accepted challanges from the unhappy locals. No invasion of the Annex is as yet scheduled, but negotiations for the tilt are being plotted.