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Monkeys always draw a crowd at Harvard Bobby owned by Alfred Forella returned to the Square yesterday an proved this as he wandered along Massachusetts Avenue tipping his hat gallantly to the crowd.

A regular visitor to the Yard Bobby earned his keep yesterday with a fast game of craps. "African dominoes are right in my line," he told the CRIMSON in an exclusive interview.

Slopping passer byes, Bobby developed an increasing dating technique when he wrapped his tall around a girls leg.

Fiorella, a veteran of 40 years on this job, supplied a musical background for the simian's gymnastics. He commented that his monkey was very clever but couldn't be compared with Harvard men,

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