Titanic Dip-Duck Guzzler Parades

Exhibition of the world's largest captive dip-duck will take place today at noon, Roy F. Gootenberg '49, publicist of Harvard's AVC, announced last night.

The rare bird, all nine feet of him complete with tall feathers, will parade atop an automobile on Massachusetts Avenue opposite Widener Library.

constructed by a group of Tech students, and featuring a motor mechanism behind, Gootenberg refused to say whether the duck would be drinking beer or other intoxicants common to the bird's former habits.