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The Mail
To the Editors of the SERVICE NEWS:
Attention: Help Wanted Column
THREE SMITH SENIORS, MALESSLY MAILESS, NEED TO IMPRESS FRESHMEN, S.O.S.!
Please address all mail-bags to Jackie Adams, Haven House, Smith College, Northampton, Mass. Sincerely yours, Jackie Adams.
Under the empty mailbag,
The village Smithy stands;
The Smith, a lonely gal is she,
With large and lustful hands. . . .
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