The Great Book Glut

Conveniently tucked behind a bush next to Lamont's entrance is a book slot, a safe haven, day or night, for an errant book. Last night, a pair of students tried to push a thin book into the slot and found it clogged with books.

We dread to think what will happen when MT. McNiff opens his library this morning. It seems inconceivable, but a flood of volumes, perhaps caused by the end of vacation, has already filled up the entire library with returned books--all six levels of it. Bailing out all those books will be quite a problem; perhaps the solution will be to cut a hole in a bottom of the library. We wish Mr. McNiff well with his job.