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College Beats Kefauver to Draw In Plenary Probe of Local Vice

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Formation tomorrow of an all-powerful College Crime Committee with plenary subpeona powers to probe "Harvard Crime" found many local yeggs in flight last night.

The chairmanship and the exact personnel of the new commission were still veiled in secrecy. The last act of many departing bookies, who have worked the Widener Stalls with impunity for years was to lay five to three that the post of General Counsel would go to Mr. Benjamin Jacobson, manager of the Gold Coast Valeteria.

First target of the Crime Commission, also scheduled for official confirmation tomorrow, is expected to be the notorious "point spread" or "curve" system in blue book marking, said to be rife in many College Departments.

Along with jittery section men, many pinball artists, punchboard players, and No Dos Pill addicts were apprehensive about results from the inquiry. Radcliffe House Mothers were also said to be nervous, although this condition was unconnected with the creation of the investigatory group.

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