Yalies Cry for Ties

The master of Yale's Johnathan Edwards College has gone into the haber-dashery business in order to help his students thwart a recently-established University ruling. The law, put into effect over a storm of protest last spring, requires Yalies to wear coats and ties to evening meals.

The Johnathan Edwards master, Robert D. French, has announced that a tie-lending bar will be set u pin the college's dining hall for sartorially incomplete students. Said French of the new plan; "It is for the benefit of those who own no neckties or do not care to expose their own elegant cravats to the hazards of their table manners."