'Cliffe Diaper Brigade Must Not Use Babies for Excuse

Girls who come in late at night and give babies as an excuse just won't be able to do that sort of thing any more.

The Annex authorities have announced that Cambridge parents who want 'Cliffe baby-sitters will have to remember to end their evening early enough to enable the sitters to sign in on time.

To back their bark with a bite, the authorities will remove from the Student Employment Bureau list the names of families who habitually return too late.

Girls who expect to be out after 1 a.m., however, can still get extended permission beforehand.