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Patrans of the Dunster House dining hall candy stand were excited this morning by a display of "breast-selling" pocket books.
Thirty-two different books, most of them featuring women in various stages of undress and men in various stages of emotion were reported as "selling quite well" by stand proprietors. Already sold out were "The American Collegiate Dictionary" and "Sex Habits of the American Female."
Meanwhile, conservative factions among the Funsters were considering a petition condemning sale of the "breast-sellers" as "a breach of good taste in the dining hall."
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