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Crimeds Flee for Yuletide; No Paper Appears Tomorrow

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Droves of Crimeds swarmed out of 14 Plympton St. early this morning to begin the long trek south to Walu Walu, where the editors are being imported to give linguistic lessons to the island's all-female population.

Island immigration authorities estimated that a small skeleton crew should be free to resume duties in Cambridge somewhere around the first of the year.

In the meantime, the CRIMSON's presses have necessarily halted, but publishing should resume January 4. A Walu Walu delegation chose the Crimeds for the job following a special interview carried on in sign-language last week in New York City.

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