Coop Sells 'Dirty' White Bucks As College Craze Mushrooms

Increasing numbers of Harvard men are sporting the newest advancement in footwear, "dirty" white bucks.

"For years students would buy clean bucks and then deliberately get them dirty, so we decided to save them the trouble by pre-dirtying them," explained Robert W. Davis, Men's Shoe Buyer for the Coop. The "pre-dirtying" is achieved in the tanning process.

Some people are worried about the new development, however. Queried one student, "What happens when the 'dirty' white bucks get dirty? Do they turn white or black?"