God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Fool's Week is dead. Long considered the Lampoon's most sincere and humorous contribution, its demise leaves the publication with no apparent function whatsoever. The community can only deplore the timidity with which the 'Poonies have permitted a tight-lipped Administration to strip them of their raison d'etre.

Naked, confronted by a world they have faced only in these moments of confessed idiocy, they must retreat blushing. As perhaps the Lampoon's greatest admirers, we can but suggest that its late membership seek new outlets--the Advocate, or perhaps, for the more ambitious, the Yearbook.