If You Got It...

Friends, go out and spend money. In these troubled times there is a need for positive action. Are you acting positively? This nation's economy is in need of your money. So go out and spend money.

If you need an automobile or a new suit or a set of golf clubs, don't buy them. What this nation needs is people who are willing to buy what no one else will. For if you buy the obvious things, then you are buying what other people are buying and what you will probably buy yourself eventually anyhow. So go out and waste money. Really flash it around.

And don't go around snivelling about how little money you have. Everybody knows you have just oodles stashed away for a rainy day. Well, friends, at the present time there's a flood. So pile up the money and build the dam that will help our nation's economy. Spend money. Waste money. Have a ball for yourself. Just so long as you really spread it around.