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To the Editors of the CRIMSON:
Harvard Club Locker Room, 1984. FRED: Squash is a great game, eh Charlie?
CHARLIE: Yeah. It feels great to work up a good healthy sweat once in a while. Bet my legs'll be sore tonight. Say, have you gotten any mail from the reunion committee? Seems like it's about time we were hearing from them.
FRED: No. I haven't gotten anything either. I understand one of the Class Marshals is pregnant and has gummed up the schedule of sending out the announcements.
CHARLIE: I often wonder if maybe they didn't have the right idea back when we were undergraduates--men only. Isn't that old Barrington-Smythe coming out of the shower? They say he hasn't given Harvard a cent since they started electing female class marshals.
FRED: Right. He nearly had a stroke two years ago when Mary Hunter was elected president of the Alumni Association.......Oh, Hello, Nancy.
NANCY: Hi, fellows. You keeping in shape, too? Squash is a great game. It feels great to work up a good healthy sweat once in a while. Bet my legs'll be sore tonight. Say, are you going to support my candidacy for the vacancy on the board of overseers?
FRED: Sure.
CHARLIE: Gee, Nancy, I'd like to, but my wife is running for the same vacancy.
NANCY: Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten. By the way, Charlie, I can't seem to find my soap. Do you suppose I could borrow yours?...... Richard M. Williams '65
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