AGNEW TEES OFF

Spiro T. Agnew, golfer, announced yesterday that he will once again enter the Bob Hope Desert Classic in Palm Springs, although his achievements have, in the past, been somewhat less than illustrious there. Agnew has played twice, maiming four people with tee shots. Pro golfer Doug Sanders, bloodied in 1970 by an Agnew drive, bemoaned "I was standing in the fairway--I thought I'd be safe there." The American Medical Association could not be reached for comment on Agnew's decision.