What Makes the Sports Page Tick?

It's going to be a mob scene, and the Crimson's All New Super-duper Astroturfed (Formerly Called the Cube) Sports Lounge can only accommodate so many. But if you want to write sports for the most widely-read piece of paper in the University, then now is the time to make your intentions known.

With a newly expanded staff, we now cover everything from Radcliffe fencing to JV squash. But it's not just the writing which should be of interest to you. Consider the fringe benefits. You meet the people who make Harvard sports news, the people who write Harvard sports news, and you get a shot at the special Lounge pension plan for when you retire.

And, if that's not enough, you get free beer, soda, and pretzels just for coming down and taking a look. Your sports career begins tonight at 7:30, or, if you're going to the hockey game, catch us tomorrow at the same time. It's an offer that you just can't turn down. See you around the Crimson, sport.