Cohen Garners Presidency Of Law Review

A former Crimson executive, best known for his deadpan snideness and untucked shirttails, has been named president of the prestigious Harvard Law Review.

Adam S. Cohen '84, a second-year law student, will succeed Carol S. Steiker as the controversial review's top dog. Cohen, who garnered the position out of a field of 11 candidates, was said to have been celebrating his victory into the wee hours of the morning with 200 of his closest friends at the Lincoln Inn.

"I've always modelled myself after Adam, so people tease me about the way I dress, too," said a sleepy Noam S. Cohen '89 shortly after the midnight announcement.

When asked how Cohen felt about the honor, law school buddy and former Crimson editorial chairman Paul A. Engelmayer '83 said Cohen mumbled something about sluggish weather.