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Well we've sunk just about as low as we can. If this entire issue takes you more than fifteen minutes to read, you need the Bureau of Study Council's seminar on skim reading. Virtually a complete issue of blurbs, from our Cultural Elite list to the Crimewatch page. Blurbs, yes, but serious blurbs. For Chrissakes, Lawrence, Mass. is burning down in a wave of arsons and after a year and a half the two full-time cops on the Mary Joe Frug case haven't any idea who murdered her. So give it a year. Next year, send us a telegram or something; tell us how Sgt. Centrella is doing on the Frug case and what the list of Harvard cultural elite looks like.