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The eds this week feel poetic
And greet you in verse rhymed and metric.
So don't be a drag,
Take a look at our mag
(It will make your life much less pathetic).
Inside you'll find articles curious, containing lines truthful and spurious,
A train that is groovy,
A review of a movie
And Norma, with letters injurious
We scrutinize feminine leaders
And meals that seek regional eaters,
Men in short pants,
A profile, perchance,
And recipes, for recipe needers
So take minutes 15 in your power `tween classes, or after a shower.
You'll find we astround,
And you can't put us down,
At least, for one quarter hour.
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