Sometimes interpreting signs can be difficult. To avoid wallowing in ignorance and stumbling into another embarassing situation, Teen FM gives you this handy guide to boy body language and verbal insinuation.
1. You're walking with a full tray towards the fro-yo machine in Annenberg. Your crush bumps into you, knocking your entire tray to the floor. He:
a) looks into your eyes as he bends to help you pick up the mess, whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
b) looks at the floor as he agrees to find someone on staff to help clean it up.
c) looks at his friends, laughs, and points at you.
2. It's finally your turn to be paired up for a paper critique with that hot guy in Expos. He:
a) comes over to your room to brainstorm, then comes back to get some final points of "advice" once the paper is done...at 3 a.m.
b) drops the paper off in your door with some comments in chicken scratch and an illegible note saying "Call me if you have any questions."
c) stays after class to demand that the preceptor team him up with someone else--anyone else.
3. All your friends are planning to go to CityStep, and they're pressuring you to ask that hottie from First Nights. You corner him after section, and he says:
a) he'd love to.
b) he'd love to, because he already bought a ticket and rented a tux from Keezer's.
c) he'd love to, but with the pretty girl who asked him last Tuesday.
4. You finally get up the nerve to call him for coffee. His response is:
a) "Great. Pamplona. 8 p.m."
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