Roving Reporter

"I'm trying to find other parents to hook up with my parents so I don't have to spend time with them."

-- Bridget A. Sinnott '01

"What are parents?"

-- Timothy D. Deardourff '01

"My parents are awesome, but they have some lectures they want to go to. I told them to adopt a daughter for the weekend."

--Haley M. Joel '01

"I actually told my parents not to come this weekend. I think they get a better idea of what college is like if they come on a normal weekend."

--Jennifer J. Graves '01

"Hide my credit card bill because it has $200 worth of groceries on it."

--D. Andy Rice '01

"I'm coming up with a list of restaurants I want my friends' parents to take me to."

--David M. Beitchman '01