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15 Valentine's Day Gifts That Were Later Regretted 15-inch buttplug Dirty laundry Wrench Divorce papers IOU for a teabag session
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  1. 15-inch buttplug

  2. Dirty laundry

  3. Wrench

  4. Divorce papers

  5. IOU for a teabag session

  6. Four 1995 issues of Black Tail

  7. Poster of Screech

  8. “Hot-lovin’ sandwich.” Sandwich turns out to be an Italian sub, no mayo.

  9. Ticket that says “the ticket to my heart.” On the ticket is a picture of Pamela Anderson’s ass.

  10. Authentic Rollerball memorabilia

  11. Admission of seven years of marital infidelity

  12. Subscription to the Salient

  13. Grain and hay

  14. Livestock

  15. Slice from Tommy’s

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