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House: Kirkland Concentration: One of my biggest problems since starting college Hometown: Somewhere in the great State of Texas/Sparkling City
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House: Dunster

Concentration: Chemistry and Physics

Hometown: Saratoga Springs, NY

Ideal Date: Last Chance Dance

Your sexiest trait: the 'hood'

Best way for a girl to get your attention: Move (heartbeat optional)

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Lamont (and by Lamont I mean drunk)

First thing you notice about a girl: ...personality...

Your best pick-up line: Do you have any flowers? Because I know where you can put your tu-lips.

The most memorable pick-up line a girl has ever used on you: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? I don't know, but it's enough to break the ice.

Best or worst lie you've ever told: It's not a rash, you just give me goosebumps.

Favorite thing about Harvard: The look on a young high-school girl's face when I drop the H-Bomb.

Most important thing you've learned at Harvard so far: I get older, but the freshmen stay the same age.

Sketchiest moment at Harvard: Who you calling sketchy?

One thing you must do before graduation: Enter Pusey from the back.

Describe yourself in three words: Tommy's book marks

In 15 minutes you are: Seducing unsuspecting females with Grandma's cookies.

In 15 years you are: Wiping the crumbs off.

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