The second season of “Lost” was a televised ode to innocence; Let us celebrate that via DVD. Even though I despised every moment of your screen-time…Michelle Rodriguez, this one’s for you…
TAKE A SHOT WHEN...
Desmond says “brother” to someone who is not actually his brother.
You kinda-sorta-maybe feel an ounce of sympathy for Sawyer.
An unexpected connection from the outside world is revealed (i.e. Libby in Hurley’s mental hospital).
People in the Hatch play one of the Hanso tapes. (If you’re ambitious and have a beyond-belief tolerance, take a shot each time the tape cuts out.)
The oh-so-beautiful yet oh-so-expendable Shannon dies.
You think you might see Walt lurking in the woods.
Sun looks confusedly at the English speakers, even though she speaks perfect English.
Jack screams at the Others, even though they aren’t really there.
That blinding white light shows up in the finale. (Take another shot when it fades away. Then…pass out for a while.)
The cries of baby Aaron go unnoticed.
Henry Gale stares at the camera creepily. (Then clean your urine off the floor.)
Someone watching with you says: “What the [insert polite expletive here] just happened!”