House (dorm and assigned house): Thayer and Leverett.

Concentration: Neurobiology, history of art and architecture.

Hometown: Los Angeles.

Ideal Date: I don’t go on dates. I hit on gay men.

Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: Be as close to Encolpio in Fellini’s “Satyricon.”

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Everywhere, in a pair of stilettos.

Your best pick-up line: Hey, your sexuality seems ambiguous.

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: When hitting on a gay male, “Hey, my friend Ray over there totally wants your number!”

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: You’re as attractive as a menstruating water buffalo.

Favorite childhood activity: Reenacting scenes from “Sailor Moon.”

Sexiest physical trait: My chemically straightened hair.

Best part about Harvard: So many gay men.

Worst part about Harvard: Too many gay men.

Describe yourself in three words: Harmless little predator.

In 15 minutes you are: Having wine and fondue with my lovely Harvard family.

In 15 years you are: The leader of a male harem.

Susie An