To: Dorm Crew Worker
I like the way you don’t mind getting down on your knees. I know you keep it clean, but I would love to get dirty with you.
To: Bio Lab Partner
I get the answers to psets, you get laid. Now that’s what I call a symbiotic relationship.
To: Dining Hall Server
You never leave the kitchen. Marry me?
To: Fuck Buddy
This Valentine’s Day, I want you to be the only one I’m screwing.
To: Student from TF
I may have given you a B for the semester but that thing you do with your tongue definitely deserves an A.
To: Guy From Grinding Last Night
The outline of your penis felt good against my butt. Oh hai.