Every spring, high school seniors flock to Harvard’s campus for a single weekend filled with conspicuous red folders, campus events, and college parties. As Harvard students, it is our goal (or duty, rather) to show these prospective students a good time. Here are some surefire one-liners (cough pick-up lines cough) that should get the job done.
Pick-Up Line #1: Do you need a swipe?
Pick-Up Line #2: I go here.
Pick-Up Line #3: Want to check out a Harvard single?
Pick-Up Line #4: Want a tour (of the stacks)?
Pick-Up Line #5: So I’ll see you at the activities fair later? I’ll be working the Peer Contraceptive Counselors booth ....
Pick-Up Line #6: How do you like your Veritaffle?
Pick-Up Line #7: Ask me my SAT score.
Pick-Up Line #8: Maybe I could swipe you in to Sunday brunch.
Pick-Up Line #9: I’m going to be President. Will you be the Marilyn to my JFK?
Pick-Up Line #10: Let me get your number. Just in case you ever get lost.