DORM/HOUSE: Stoughton Hall/Winthrop House
CONCENTRATION: Not great
HOMETOWN: Canandaigua, New York
IDEAL DATE: December 25
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/GUY: A cute mom (I’m very forward thinking.)
WHERE TO FIND YOU ON A SATURDAY NIGHT: Crying and sitting alone
BEST OR WORST LIE YOU’VE EVER TOLD: "Of course I read for section."
SOMETHING YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE: I believe you, O.J.
FAVORITE CHILDHOOD ACTIVITY: Eating dirt
SEXIEST PHYSICAL TRAIT: My tolerance for lactose
BEST PART ABOUT HARVARD: The student body’s engagement with and commitment to academic excellence
WORST PART ABOUT HARVARD: The student body’s engagement with and commitment to academic excellence
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS: I’m-bi-winning.
IN 15 MINUTES YOU ARE: Drinking alone and watching my own second grade Macbeth play tape, thinking about my glory days
IN 15 YEARS YOU ARE: President