Suggestions from Alumni for a New Student Center

By Sally H. Na

John Winthrop

Let us make this a student center upon a hill; the eyes of all people are upon us.

Mark Zuckerberg

Let’s make this a non-exclusive common space for everybody. Everyone’s friends. It’s made out of glass so that everyone can see what you’re doing. Also, drop the “the.” Just, “Holyoke Center”

Bill Gates

Any updates should come with an install wizard, and should require the latest version of Adobe.

Al Gore

Trees everywhere. Solar panels everywhere, except where there are trees because two things can’t exist in the same place. It’s the inconvenient truth that we have to live with.

John Hancock

PUT JOHN HANCOCK ON IT. BIG LETTERS. JOHN. HANCOCK.

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