Alternate Departmental Slogans

Terrified by impending concentration declaration deadlines? Overwhelmed by questions of purpose and identity? Scrabbling desperately for a one-and-done guide to a major life decision? Look no further. Through a process of extensive field research, FM learned everything about 10 potential departments. Below, we summarize.

1.Government

“My sticker. Your bumper. 2036.”

2. HDRB/OEB/HEB/MCB/CPB

“The acronym stands for ‘pre-med.’”

3. Economics

“I still run out of BoardPlus in October, but at least I feel bad about it.”

4. Computer Science

“<b> I have a start-up </b>”

5. Mechanical Engineering

“I could make the Annenberg water machines go faster. I just choose not to.”

6. Earth and Planetary Sciences

“Most Likely to Own a Tent”

7. Classics

“C’mon, guys. Hoc est utile.”

8. Visual and Environmental Science

“You call it ‘Naked Undergrad Chanting Nonsensical Poem.’ I

call it ‘Senior Thesis.’”

9. Theater, Dance, and Media

“I watched the sixth season of ‘Glee’––and I liked it.”

10. Folklore & Mythology

“I know ghost stories that make small children cry.”