Masturbation is an Honor Code Violation
In case it ever crossed your mind, this flyer, posted on the men's bathroom doors in Matthews North last Thursday, tells you why you shouldn't.
"Masturbation in the bathrooms is a Harvard University Honor Code Violation," the flyer reads. "Pipes in the residences are not meant to handle semen. Semen-related costs run into the thousands every year. Please masturbate in your own rooms."
Good to know.